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Picture this;
A rythm section dressed in neatly-pressed
white pants and a nice pink shirt to match. A guitar
player with a lame
looking guitar, so close to his chin, that he is about
to choke on the diet Coke he drank two minutes ago.
In front a pencil-neck-geek in a 3
piece suit, who
looks like he should be selling real estate in Minnesota!
-Nice huh? A real cool band
right? NOT!
BOLLOCKS TO THAT!
Now
listen to this;
They say that rock is back. They say you want loud
guitarsolos, thundering
drums, earth
shaking bass rumble and screaming
vocals. Are You sure
that You want that??? Are You really, really
sure... that You want powerfull,
ear splitting, dirty, agressive, heavy???
-ROCK`N`ROLL
-WITH RAZORSHAVEN BALLS?
Cause if You do, STARRATS
IS YOUR BAND!! This is the officiel website
of STARRATS, and
here You can find all things related to STARRATS.
Who
are THEY... You might wonder?
Well, We are 4 danes
who drink, eat and shit ROCK`N`ROLL
on a daily basis, and You are more than welcome to
join Us in Our world. Pleace feel free to write to
Us anytime, anywhere
about anything. If You think We suck,
we are too old, or we are too ugly - speak Your mind.
Remember it´s Your voice that´s important
in this game!
-HOPE YOU ENJOY OUR
SHIT!
STARRATS
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